(Source: fracturable, via distraction)
if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition
(via gnarly)
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(via hotboyproblems)

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
(via goobriel)
Sherlock ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ Holmes.
Sometimes I wonder if they ever washed that sheet, and if they didn’t if it’s still on set somewhere
(Source: cumbersatan, via cuddly-cas)
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali, via sooo-not-chanel)




